You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.
wait i just realized this: why was anyone afraid of the winter soldier.
he had 4 missions in the movie and he failed every single one. 0% completion rate. lmao.
#’mission report’#’45 billion dollars in property damage’#’did you eliminate the target?’#’nope’#’jesus christ’#’i DID break or blow up a lot of important-looking stuff though’#’you’re lucky you’re cute’#howard and maria stark really did die in a car crash#howard like dropped his cigarette in his lap and drove into a tree while the winter soldier took a power nap
"I understand you're paranoid. You think enemies are everywhere. I am so into that."
Deadpool Annual #2
Looking back, you see the bulge of light that is your Night Vale. The purple cloud now floating over the heart of the city.
- Welcome to Night Vale, Ep. 13: A Story about You
Redraw of this~!
How do guys you keep it together on set? How do you get anything done? x
Hawkeye, Vol4, 03 (2012)
Steve called in a few favors
The fact is Ultron is a clear present danger, and Bucky is in the wind. And we do mention the fact that that’s his sort of primary thing but he’s also working with The Avengers too. We’re not ignoring it but he definitely has to deal with a mad 8-foot robot… ‘cause that’s one of those things, you know, you put if off, and it just gets worse.
Do you feel like at this point Steve, Cap, is like, does he feel more acclimated to this world yet? Or does he still feel more isolated? [x]
"One minute I’m homeless. The next I’m still homeless, but I’m in a tuxedo, on my way to the Oscars, stopping at a coffee shop to brush my teeth because I don’t have running water. The next minute, Jack Nicholson, someone I’ve admired my entire life, is right in front of me saying my name. Then he’s saying the names of two movies I did and I’m like, ‘Jesus, all I wanted to do was be in a movie that would play in a big enough theatre that my family would get to see it. And now this.’ What can I say? It’s weird."