I’m going to go and write for a while, but you should all leave me Cap/Avengers/MCU fic recs for when I need a break.

Okay?

Okay.

(Also if you see me on here in the next 2 hours or so I need you to shriek at me to go and write, because I have not been productive enough in that department today)

shared July 22, 2014

Hayley Atwell reveals she has a role in ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ →

theboatwasactuallyplanc:

Well this is exciting. I am going to assume it’s in a flashback or something, though who knows.

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nightvalessp:

"You order a slice of strawberry pie, and the waitress indicates through words and movements that it will be brought to you presently. The radio speaks soothingly to you from staticky speakers set into a foam-tile ceiling. It is telling a story about you! Your story, at last.”

nightvalessp:

"You order a slice of strawberry pie, and the waitress indicates through words and movements that it will be brought to you presently. The radio speaks soothingly to you from staticky speakers set into a foam-tile ceiling. It is telling a story about you! Your story, at last.”

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kyousakura:

HORROR MOVIE ADS ON YOUTUBE THAT U CANT SKIP

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bonesbuckleup;
Option 3 Winter Soldier!Steve who doesn't recognize Bucky until he's beaten him almost to death, who comes back to himself only when he thinks the target's dead, who won't let the other Avengers anywhere near Bucky. Who throws Bucky over a shoulder and disappears with him, because he doesn't remember anything but cold and agony and electricity but there is something deep in him screaming to protect this man.

handwritingofgod:

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Bucky vaguely remembers hearing Steve yelling. Everything else is sort of fuzzy and dark and more than a little painful, but he remembers Steve yelling in… what, Russian? Steve doesn’t know Russian.

Bucky doesn’t wake up in a hospital bed with Marvin Gaye playing and Sam reading a magazine nearby. He wakes in a rundown motel bed with the Winter Soldier sitting across the room, watching him.

"Hey, buddy," Bucky croaks. "How’re you feelin’?" Steve frowns, but says nothing. Bucky starts to push himself up with a groan, then freezes. Every muscle screams in protest at the tension, but Steve has a gun trained on him. Bucky lowers himself back down slowly. "Okay," he says softly. "Okay." Steve lowers the gun, his eyes and grip steady and cold.

"Where are we?" Bucky asks. Steve looks at him for a very long time, so long that Bucky starts to consider a different question.

"Montauk." Steve says abruptly. Bucky raises an eyebrow.

"That’s a decent drive from Washington," he says. Steve doesn’t respond to that. "How long have I been out?" 

"Ten days," Steve says, quicker this time. Bucky curses quietly and closes his eyes. "I shot you." Bucky’s eyes fly open and he looks up. The ice of Steve’s eyes has melted, and he looks… small. Scared. "You almost died. I… I shot you,” he says again, even quieter.

"Wasn’t your fault," Bucky says gently. Steve looks away and doesn’t respond. He doesn’t look like he agrees. "Can I get up?" Steve looks at him for a moment, then nods. Bucky sits up, rolls his shoulders, stretches carefully.  Yeah, he’s definitely been out for awhile. He’s probably only alive because the half-baked serum. "Okay, Stevie," he says with a smile. "What’s the plan?"

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It becomes quickly apparent though that there is no plan except to run away, run away fast, run away now.  Also, he’s pretty sure that they’re on the run from the Avengers, from Sam, from people who have become Bucky’s friends.  Steve doesn’t let him leave the television on, but the glimpse Bucky gets is enough to know that Tony’s paid off enough news networks so that his face is everywhere, so that everyone knows that if they see Bucky Barnes anywhere there will be a hefty reward involved.

But Bucky never tries to contact them because Steve doesn’t want him to, Steve crushes the phone of every hotel room they end up in, and God only knows what they’d try and do to Steve if Bucky didn’t have time to explain the situation.  And he can’t let anything like that happen because it’s Steve.

Except, of course, that at the exact same time it isn’t Steve.  Not really.

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theheroheart:

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

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handwritingofgod;
Okay, see, I tried to make things happy. And you made them sad. So this is officially your fault. I tried to make a happy idea where Steve and Peggy smile and the world's a little brighter, and you took that and made it sad, so this is your fault.

bonesbuckleup:

Do you ever impulsively say something

and then really think it through

and realize that it was probably a stupid thing to say?

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handwritingofgod;
Okay, see, I tried to make things happy. And you made them sad. So this is officially your fault. I tried to make a happy idea where Steve and Peggy smile and the world's a little brighter, and you took that and made it sad, so this is your fault.

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becausetheyembraced;
right what do i see there you throwing out those fucking headcanons about steve being the one to fall and think bucky is a hallucination i didn't authorize that why are you destroying my evening (but pls continue!!!)

thunderboltsortofapenny:

handwritingofgod:

bonesbuckleup:

handwritingofgod:

bonesbuckleup:

HEY NOW.

This is not on me.

This is handwritingofgod coming into my askbox and attacking and I am just trying to defend myself.

It is not working!

But please direct all complaints to her okay?  Okay.

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I’m here for all your Winter Soldier Steve heartbreak, ladies, gentlemen and variations thereupon.

HAVE NO FEAR, THE ANGST TRAIN IS HERE ON COMMAND.

Train.

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WOW

WOW

WOW

WHERE DO THE TRAINS GO, STEVE

This post is a painful mess oh my god.

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handwritingofgod;
UH UH UH.... Later, after Steve's recovered enough to be sure about 75% of the time that Peggy's real, he and Peggy having a conversation in the hospital and Steve tells Peggy she could come with him and Bucky back to Brooklyn, there is this great bakery about a block from their apartment that makes the best cupcakes in the world. Don't give me that look, Peggy, I remember your face when Howard got that cake after the Italian mission.

Except what if he didn’t actually remember her face or the cake after the mission from Italy.  He just went and found Howard one day and was like I need help with Peggy, and he’d ask Bucky but whenever he asks Bucky about remembering things Bucky’s face gets all pinched and sad, so he talks to Howard about it.

Howard, in a rare moment of non-assholeish, sits him down and says, “Alright, Rogers, here’s what you’re going to do…”

And if Howard also pays the Bakery to clear out all the other customers to make Steve less anxious when he brings Peggy there, well, no one can prove anything.

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becausetheyembraced;
right what do i see there you throwing out those fucking headcanons about steve being the one to fall and think bucky is a hallucination i didn't authorize that why are you destroying my evening (but pls continue!!!)

handwritingofgod:

bonesbuckleup:

HEY NOW.

This is not on me.

This is handwritingofgod coming into my askbox and attacking and I am just trying to defend myself.

It is not working!

But please direct all complaints to her okay?  Okay.

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I’m here for all your Winter Soldier Steve heartbreak, ladies, gentlemen and variations thereupon.

HAVE NO FEAR, THE ANGST TRAIN IS HERE ON COMMAND.

Train.

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becausetheyembraced;
right what do i see there you throwing out those fucking headcanons about steve being the one to fall and think bucky is a hallucination i didn't authorize that why are you destroying my evening (but pls continue!!!)

HEY NOW.

This is not on me.

This is handwritingofgod coming into my askbox and attacking and I am just trying to defend myself.

It is not working!

But please direct all complaints to her okay?  Okay.

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handwritingofgod;
Some days he doesn't know if the nightmares and flashbacks are reality and all the warmth is fake. Even years later, /years/, when Steve and Bucky are back in Brooklyn and relatively recovered, Bucky holds Steve every morning when he wakes up and whispers that he's real, it's all real, you're safe, Steve, and I'm not going anywhere. Some days are worse than others, sometimes Steve laughs and insists that he knows, and sometimes he clings to Bucky and tries not to sob with relief.

Holy shit, what are you, some kind of bottomless fountain of angst?!  I’m out, I’m done, I can’t deal with this anymore, oh my God.

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tacoposey:

i want stiles to be on the dead pool list

with like 5 written next to him 

and he’d be all like “5 million?” 

and they’d be like no “no 5 dollars” 

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